Say What?

Here's my homemade British vocab lesson for you all. Enjoy!

• All right? - Hello, how are you? (doesn't carry the assumption that something is wrong like the US "you alright?")
• A&E - Accident & Emergency (ER)
• Aubergine - eggplant
• Bap - sandwich 
• Barbacue - grill
• Bang on - Right on  (I swear they only say this in tv adverts)
• Bathroom - the room with the bath and/or shower. Ask "Where are the toilets?" instead of "Where is the bathroom?"
• Biscuit - cookie (tea cookie rather than a chocolate chip type of cookie)
• Beer garden - outdoor seating at a pub or restaurant (I started fantasizing of a Willie-Wonka-esque brew paradise when I first saw these signs around)
• Chips - french fries
• Chippy - a place that sells french fries
• Crisps - potato chips
• Crumble - crisp "I made some apple crumble"
• Cream tea - traditional tea with scones, jam, and clotted cream
• Cheeky - tricky  "Well that was cheeky of him."
• Cheers - Thanks
• Can't be bothered - Don't feel like it  "I'm out of milk but can't be bothered to run to the store."
• Courgette - zucchini 
• Chuffed - pleased 
• Daft - stupid "Don't be daft"
• Eat In/Take Away - For here/To go
• Fit - Attractive "That girl was really fit."
• Fiver - Five pound note
• Flat - apartment
• Faffing - wasting time  "I always faff about in the morning."
• Footie - football (soccer)  "Gone to see a footie match."
• Garden - back yard 
• Gherkin - small pickle or this building
• Gone off - gone bad, stopped working  "Oh man, the mango's gone off."
• Hiya - informal but friendly hello
• Holiday - vacation
• Knackered - tired  "I was too knackered to go out." (semi-sexual connotation)
• Loo - toilet
• Nice - very good "This cake is so nice." This is used a lot more genuinely to describe things as opposed to being a polite filler-word.
• On the pull - looking for a date/one-night-stand   "Watch out, he's on the pull." or "Did you pull a girl last night?"
• On offer - On sale
• Pickle - condiment made of chopped vegetables and fruits pickled in vinegar and sugar (look for "dill cucumber" if you want an American pickle)
• P - pence "The 99p Store"
• Pissed - drunk  "He gets pissed after about two pints."
• Quid - One pound (£)
• Rubbish - trash  "Where's the rubbish bin?"
• Shattered  - tired  "I'm always shattered after a run."
• Squash - a concentrated fruit juice
• Skiving - procrastinating  "Just skiving about."
• Toilet - this often refers to the room with the toilet rather than just the toilet, like a public bathroom. You don't ask "Where is the bathroom?" you ask "Were are the toilets?" This also explains signs such as "There is not safe drinking water in these toilets."
• To let - For rent
• Tip - mess "My room is a bit of a tip at the moment."
• Tea - evening meal
• Trolley - shopping cart
• Tyre - car tire
• Wee - Pee "Where's the loo, I've got to wee!"
• Whinge - to whine/complain   "Stop whinging over your football team's relegation."