Marmitarians Anonymous

I think I have a problem.

I think this is it.

I only bought this jar a few weeks ago, and granted, it's small, but my first jar lasted me 3 months. This one is almost empty. I'm now putting large teaspoonfuls on two pieces of toast nearly every morning. Sometimes it's my before bed snack. Sometimes it's lunch. Sometimes I feel a bit like this.

I find myself daydreaming of its savory sweetness. I've never eaten this much toast in my life. What if I develop hypermarmitemia? What if I stop cold turkey and go into withdrawal? Has this gone too far? Is this normal? I need some sort of sign...

Right, thanks. Denmark must be vastly secular then. I think it's only logical to have a national excommunication. I'll phone the Vatican later. I'm sure the Pope has it every morning. So it can't be all bad, right? It's just yeast? A bit of vitamins? A bit of flavor? There are worse things out there, surely.

To be honest though, if Micky D's started serving a Marmite burger it would be incredibly hard for me not to give in. Incredibly. Maybe there could even be little cute disposable Marmite containers for the fries? Marmite McFlurry? An Egg McMarmite Muffin? Oh, and in case you were wondering...

If they tasted like Marmite? Yes, yes I would.