Guess where I'll be this weekend?
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To celebrate this once in a lifetime regal occasion I'm busting out of London and heading north to Lincoln to see something more along these lines:
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| The Peak District |
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| Sherwood Forest |
Don't get me wrong, I love Will and Kate, especially since they're the ones responsible for this very convenient bank holiday. But a wedding is a wedding folks, and I wasn't even invited. So here's to you, royals. I'll climb a cliff in your honor.
(In case you are completely undone by the fact that I'm voluntarily missing this occasion, allow me to provide further reason why I will not be in London)
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| Exhibit A |
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Exhibit C:
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'nuff said. Peace out.
Also, if I hear one more newscaster, reporter, interviewee or advertisement claim that "It's every girl's dream to be a princess" I swear I'm going to shave my head, pierce my nose, and throw out every pink item I own. That might have been a bit extreme, I apologize. Wait, no I don't - apology recanted.
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